I’m so confident in my ability to dominate and control u, I told my sorority sisters that all I need is my sweaty, stinky workout socks to make u mine. So here’s the deal, sock puppet. After I finish my cheerleading workout today, I want u to come crawling on your hands and knees through the sorority and into my room, begging me for a foot sniffing session. Once I get u teased all weak and stupid, on your knees at the foot of my bed, I will give u the chance to prove that u are worthy of becoming my sock puppet. Be warned: u have to agree to all my demands as I dangle my dirty socks in your face. Got it, sock puppet?