London Lix – Oops I Made You Premature!

I have a secret to tell you - I never meant to turn you into a quick dick! I thought this was just a fun little fantasy, a cute game where I could talk about permanently breaking your dick and you could stroke yourself to the thought, ultimately remaining unchanged. So imagine my surprise when HUNDREDS of men revealed to me that they have PIED now. That they can't last longer than a few minutes for softcore porn, and stand no chance at all of having actual sex. Oopsie! I really didn't think you'd be so pathetic as to spend hours TRAINING yourself to become faster and faster, but that's because I don't usually associate myself with men like you with nothing better to do, I guess. So what now? Well, now I know my true power, and now the real training can begin...